Dirty Laundry was such an intense song just because of her willingness to say out loud, by name, that she and Beyonce went through some shit because of her abuser instead of just alluding to it. I struggle with shaming, but at this point in her career, would Chris Brown really be able to destroy Kelly’s fame if she…

When Emily doesn’t have anything to write about Brittney Griner, Jez lets her write about other topics no one cares about. The only thing consistent with her writing is the comments asking “huh?”

Don’t worry, you didn’t miss out on anything other than a few hours of your life.

I think it approaches camp in the same way that most soaps (and Shonda’s shows) approach camp. They’re so over the top and unbelievable that they just become silly. But I think that’s by accident and lazy writing and not done with the intention that camp requires. Both Shonda and Ryan Murphy need to retire to count…

I honestly can’t believe how long this show has been on or who even still watches it anymore? I think I saw one season and I can’t imagine the space it must take up in one’s mind to keep up with the storylines after so long. I feel similarly about The Simpsons, but at least that doesn’t seem to have any major plot…

They got second dibs after members of the “official” fan group, but I think there are simply way more Capital one cardholders than tickets available. This was the same when Beyonce did her Formation tour, only she partnered with AmEx.

People use that word incorrectly so often it’s crazy. Alas, none of Jezebel’s writers are actually writers at all :/

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa and I spent election day finger blasting myself and squirting.  Click the link below to watch the video...

If you wanna talk hostile, can we discuss the groom’s suit? You’re heir to billions of dollars and it looks like you got your suit from the lucky big boy section of Ross and then shat in the trousers. Every outfit at this wedding looks as if they sent out a memo saying “the theme is unflattering hemlines!”

At least they’ve ordered his assets to be frozen, though I don’t know enough about that stuff to know if there’s ways to get around that?

Yet another example of why athletic ability should be discounted from college admissions!  This idiot asshole graduated from Yale?!

Yes! I’m 35 and have had a stroke (though no one can really tell me exactly when). I may sometimes forget a name, but so far I’ve been able to remember to be a decent fucking human being. I also don’t lie for personal gain, mislead people with crazy conspiracy theories, or think that 6 week old embryos look like kids…

For all people love to rail about the monarchy, the country is now led by a man twice as rich who LITERALLY has the power that Americans somehow seem to think the King has and was also never voted into his position.

Same here (minus the abs) up until my mid-30's.  I never “exercised” but I also worked retail and was on my feet constantly walking for 40 hours a week (over 30,000 steps per day was not unusual).  For a website that talks constantly about how it’s against judging women’s looks and conspiracy theories, it sure seems…

I’m more curious why we got two Zooey articles in as many days? Is she doing something that needs a press tour right now?

My mom got pregnant with me at 40 and had ALL the tests done because she knew she’d likely become a single parent and “old”. She once told me that if any of them had come back saying I’d be born with any serious abnormality that she would have aborted me. I 100% agreed with her and was glad she had the choice. I can’t…

Like Cher and her “farewell” tours!

Maybe she had another gig lined up, and then backed out of it when they convinced her to stay on or offered to up her wages to keep her, so she backed out of her next offer, only to find it was no longer available after they fired her? I could see that being a doubly crushing blow...

Yeah, I get that more bees, in general, is a good thing, but it’s a weird “pro” to list. I don’t really to actively attract MORE bees into my yard. Especially if you have kids who like to play outside!

I totally agree!  The lure and fun of Goodwill is finding things for a couple of bucks.  I browsed the website and was really surprised to see items the same price and more than if I bought them new.  I get the downsides of fast fashion, but why would I pay $40 for a pair of used shorts (that were DONATED) when I…