Batman. Chalupa presents its own challenges.

LOL NAH

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Does it reflect poorly on you that you don't know how to use the machine? Like, "Wait, you can't make coffee? What else can't you do?"

Coffee is my symbolic hill to die on. When someone (almost always male) does that asking for coffee in that way that implies it's my duty to get it for them, I act as though they're offering. "Oh, none for me thanks! I don't drink coffee!"

The whole adult film industry will be surprised at this new revelation.

Maybe they just think it'll be over then, like one godawful day in the month of feburary to mourn both of them, as opposed to letting it be drawn out. Maybe they need to pick a day to let her go and the only way they can emotionally justify picking a day to let a 21 year old officially pass away is to link the days,…

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

Seriously. How many teenage girls actually know what HPV is? I'm 28 and I didn't learn that HPV was a thing until I was reading the little STD poster on the wall in Planned Parenthood when I was 17. And even then, I didn't quite get what it was.

I really just lurk around Jezebel to collect my favorite memes, like this one.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Also, I had the BEST server this weekend. He was a high schooler and he freaking... He was just so excited about everything on the menu, and his job, and chocolate sauce. I don't even know. I'm gonna go on yelp and write lovely haikus about him.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

I have these two friends in the same industry as me, and both are successful on a national/international level.

When we're out in public with their peers, one of them makes sure to network and name-drop, and has literally climbed across me and interrupted conversations to make sure she establishes a personal…

That image actually perfectly encapsulates why I think a she hulk netflix series would be godlike.

That's a better argument. But Marvel has been doing a much better job of making their superhero teams gender-diverse lately. Look at the Uncanny Avengers as a recent example. Adjectiveless X-Men is another good example. The team itself is all female, but they've had male characters like Beast or Quentin Quire…

That's a piss-poor argument, my friend. Creating an all-female team is just as wrong as creating an all-male team in a vacuum maybe, but we don't live in a vacuum. We live in a world where the majority of superhero teams have been all or mostly male for the entire history of comics. And, coincidentally, we also live…

It's entirely possible that She-Hulk just decided to ask a bunch of people to make a team and they all happened to be women. Doesn't have to be a statement. Jen is the kind of character who would rather be on a team with people she actually likes.

"An increase in the minimum wage tends to have a “ripple effect” on other workers earning wages near that threshold. This ripple effect occurs when a raise in the minimum wage increases the wage received by workers earning slightly above the minimum wage."

If minimum wages went up most wages would go up, they would have to in order to keep their skilled workers.