Fucking Cat Dong. Fucking fuck fuckingly fucked. Cat Dong fucked and refucked. Cat Dong? Cat fucked and fuckingly Donged. #fuckCatDong

Notice how no one likes you, Cat Dong?

YOLO, amirite? And who cares about secure passwords? I mean, it's so hard to make sure that passwords are secure? Or to encrypt sensitive information? Who's got time for that? And when things go horribly wrong, it can't be my fault ...