I do have a type, but I’m not able to actually get my type to date me, so yes, all my exes look different.

Everything, literally EVERYTHING about Meghan Trainor said “one-hit wonder” and yet she is still here, annoying us...forever.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Are you sure it’s an MBA from Wharton? I remember reading it was the undergraduate school not the masters program.

Don’t forget the boss who yells at you for being twenty minutes late even though you worked two hours late last night and usually get there early.

I was actually going to put Don’s face on Harrison Ford but I couldn’t disgrace Harrison like that.

I wanna see a book like this from someone who knows what it’s like to have this morning:

Loads of pages. The best pages. Pages full of women.

I can’t with this bullshit - for so many, it’s not about women CEOs and their start-ups... for many, it’s about having a baby and trying not to lose your job over it, or scraping pennies together to get childcare. It’s institutional sexism and sexual harassment. It’s being paid less. It’s being complimented on your…

You should read my new book - Postmodern Working Woman: The Empowering Nature of Selling Your Body’s Excess Bioelectricity Back to the Grid

The New Paradigm of Feminine Leadership

My sister in law actually runs a little company (it’s got three employees - all female) that advise businesses on how to brand themselves and help keep their staff happy and the business successful. It’s working for her. I think if she wrote a book it would be a lot more useful to most people than…

Secret to success: Make sure dad is a barely sentient rightwing cheeto willing to give you a highly paid and visible job.

I think the book I’d like to read from Ivanka is, How To Survive Having A Gross Dad Who Thinks Your Fuckable. I’d wager that it would probably make her more money than anything else she might have going.

I needed this article so much right now, thank you so much for putting this viewpoint out there. I have been struggling the last few months with finally cutting alcohol and the demons that follow it down to a minimum in my life. I have absolutely no one to talk to about this so sorry I’m about to spill my guts. I had…

I am not blaming her directly for this, because that isn’t right.

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

Because Riley.

I am rooting for this so hard you don’t even know.

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho