No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

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Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

My buddy had a message from someone who a few years ago found his missing wallet and passport. You know, nothing too important.

I found nothing in mine except a long list of students who think Facebook Messenger is an appropriate medium for contacting their professor when they’ve missed class.

I had Zero messages and was a little disappointed with myself. Would have cried a little, but that is not something an Adequate Man would do.

One of my ward nurses wiped my butt and let me cry in her boobs. She was a good nurse :)

I’ve been a nurse for nearly 20 years now, and stories like this make me absolutely sick to my stomach. I worked my ass off to put myself through school, and my license to practice is my entire livelihood. I would never in a million years even contemplate doing anything that would put it in jeopardy. I take my ethical…

See, this is one of the reasons I became a nurse: Full disclosure and informed consent. If I have a patient going to the OR I tell them EXACTLY who will be there and what their role is. I tell my patients that they can fire me or anyone else assigned to them if they don’t like the care they are getting— Yes, it causes…

But the good nurses are here and we’ll be here and you can check up on us, ask questions, look at what we chart, watch us delivering meds and whatever else you need to do to ensure you and your people are in good hands.

Yeah, there are surely bad nurses, but I’ve only seen a small handful. Not nearly as many bad nurses as bad police, bankers, professional athletes, apartment managers, etc. My experience has been that bad nurses are far more rare than unethical, narcissistic people in other professions. I say this as an experienced…

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

Rachel already turned this guy down 20 years ago.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Oh my gosh I’m so excited there’s more stories and I’m so excited to see mine on here! YAY! THANK YOU!