Aside from the truncated butt...

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

I dunno man, that looks like it’s based on the tried but true Wheels-N-Track system Hasbro perfected back in the 80s...

Hes the real life equivalent of this guy.

Pretty something something a Lambo something.

The scary thing is, I imagine many of the folks weeded out in law enforcement personality tests end up working for security services.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

I love a good beer as much as the next guy but if you can’t wait to get home or even leave the parking lot then you probably have a problem.

For anyone saying “maybe justified” I’ll leave this: withdrawing a firearm from a secure position and pointing it at another human, or pointing it in the direction of another human, is felony aggravated assault in all 50 states. I hope this is turned over to LE, they make an arrest and prosecute, and the driver…

People have said dumber things with a gun to their head.

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

Of course they are in a Texas Edition truck.

Considering she said the speed limit was 35, I’m going to say 90 is pretty fast.

Claudia recorded and uploaded her display of vigilantism in three separate parts on YouTube.

I don’t see any training wheels...

It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.

Guys, I got this. Just take a massive dump right before you go on any car trip. Less weight will mean using less gas, so you can offset the energy used by your phone.