A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says...........”A beer please and one for the road.”

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

...Then it wouldn’t be an “icon!”

And I replaced three bulbs so that I’d actually have functioning turn signals. I never use them, but they’re there...

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

The guy I park next to every morning does this. Today it’s 40 degrees and sunny and the wipers are fully erect.

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

everybody got jokes

this isn’t a “schtick.” He is genuinely bigoted in more than one way, and this is just him exposing his real ugly side.

It’d also be nice if people stopped getting upset at him for saying stupid things and being generally insulting. That’s his shtick. He insults things while being stupid.

Does it count as button mashing if you use your giant brass balls to keep the accelerator pinned the whole time?

Or sorry the fuschia colour is discontinued so for your warranty we will give you one limone tire

Counterpoint: roads are dirty. Colored tires will instantly become dingy grayish-brown tires, especially the tread blocks. It could make for kind of a cool two-tone effect if the sidewalls stayed clean, but still, kind of disappointing.

Good for you, Patrick, and Jalopnik/Gawker Media.

Good thing Honda doesn’t make anything I’d consider buying, makes boycotting them quite easy!

Nice closing to the article. I approve. I am also a honda engineer!
(Not really, see how that works? You can say ANYTHING)

Can’t we dislike them both? I do.

Fake engine sound being pumped in through speakers, and the slow death of the stick shift.