Pretty sure he Orlove’d that lambo dude, because of one of these. Hopefully he has a CarFax warranty. Wouldn’t have happened if he had a miata!

A swift death to all insisting it’s a Lamborghini.

Wow...that was an awesome read. Bravo, Raph!

You must be high. I have a GLK and recently looked at a Q5 and the volvo xc90, both were far nicer than the GLK. As to the Jeep...well, the seats are damn comfy but I wouldn’t put the rest of the interior even in the same galaxy.

I think this variety of Outlaw car looks more ridiculous than the ones in the video:

The (FIRST GEN) Touareg is the worst of the VW lot. It’s like being forced to move abroad, and you’re already sad because you have to leave behind your family, and then it turns out you’re going to Antarctica.

I ran a 2012 BMW X5M press car in the One Lap of America Race. I put 10,000 miles on it, and did 9 track days in a week. I absolutely hammered the shit out of it. And at the end of the week, I loved the thing so much, I tried to buy it, and thought BMW might give me a good discount (because the odds of any journalist…

There was always debate on who the best NFL team was, but it was always clear who was #2!

Okay, you get a vent. Have fun with your vent!

Yes — because they ‘weren’t allowed’ to fail. That’s what you get.

No, failure in this case means: we need to spend a few hundred euros more per car on a Urea subsystem to meet these regulations.

Singer 911

I’ll let Mr. Regular do the talking.

Too bad the people partly responsible for the The Bomb and going to the moon are from Germany. Also early, experimental TVs, movie theatres and studios.

Well, the Germans might not object to troops landing in Normandy again (France might, but Germany probably isn’t too concerned with that).

It’s because *in best Mr. Regular voice* HNNNGH MY PENIS RRRGH I HATE INTELLECTUALISM AAAGH PRIUSESESES ARE FOR HOMOS *real fart*

“Germany should watch out about this kind of tone. The last time they were such sore losers, we sent troops into Normandy.”

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

Who knew the Germans were so good at propaganda?

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.