Go ahead, unsee this face.

and goggles.

u mad?

Is it me, or is that hearse GORGEOUS!

I am both disgusted by the suggestion and strangely intrigued by it. Good work!

Doug...don’t listen to these amateurs. For real you need a Morgan 3-wheeler. Just think of all the fun you would have driving around Philly...in a 3-Wheeler. You can even buy some silly hats and gloves.

The judges would also accept “hearse.”

I will follow up on Twitter, but these are just at the top of your range without stretching the budget. All Alfa, all the time.

A pre-2000 “classic” Mini! Preferably an 80s Cooper S with the 1.6L. And you can discuss the silly 25 year import law some more, but instead how 1990s Minis slip through customs and even get registered on the road because everybody here thinks they are from the 1970s. Not to mention it’s adorable. And the polar…

I’m sorry, Doug, I didn’t read the article I’m too desperate to post this as quickly as possible. LM002. Please.

An Ariel Atom. After the completely sensible and reasonable Ferrari 360 and Nissan Skyline GT-R, you need something absurd and ridiculous. What better way to do that lose every single body panel. It will make your neighbors question your sanity and a base one can be had new for $50k. Not sure about used.

I’m already sick of hearing about Miatas. Another year of weekly Doug columns on a Miata would make me leave this site.

The Doug car post is here! The Doug car post is here!!!

Note that you’re not a moron because you developed a system of torque measurement based on twisting nipples, but because you got the coefficients in your equation wrong.

Ice cream.

this still makes more sense than Imperial units.

Ummmm...

Future crash safety ratings will be measured in hurts-donuts.

I may have asked this before, but ... what color is the sky in your world, Torch?