Yeah, he posted that too long after most people had commented, so no one else really got to enjoy it. Thought I needed to share.

• You asked me to keep the nonsensical squidlami pontific dribble to a minimum. I tried.

I promise you, it’s worth making the time.

If you followed him on twitter you would have already seen a picture of the dog.

That OJ line has me crying laughing at my desk. I tip my hat to you good sir.

Absolutely a direct result. They only raised the price on Range Rover warranties, nothing else (to my knowledge).

WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT???

These articles are Gold! I’m telling you Jerry! GOLD!

“I didn’t ask. It hasn’t been functioning since I bought it”

Hang in there, Doug. In a couple years, you may have a fully rebuilt Range Rover!

TOMORROW!

You’d be pre-paying the repairs. For $8K and five years, you might break even or you might not. For $3,899 (and six years), it was a sure thing.

Haha. Do you think my car is an outlier?

But how much is a weekly column worth on Gawker media ?

I love this so much.

I had that crash in a car. Lady coming out of a strip mall entrance leapt her Dodge Avenger in front of a truck to the right of me. She cleared him by a whisker, then got T-boned by me. No serious injuries, ticket for her; two totaled cars. I keep that scenario in mind every time I drive now.

If you would a sub 1500$ car from me and threatned to sue me id LOL at you on the phone. You can afford a lawyer but not a car off craiglist thats under 3000?

As-is, bitches!

WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING TAMAGOTCHI