You sir, take life too seriously.

No fighting? No mobbed-up G-wagens? This could be way more Russian.

This should have given the woman a clue.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

Man it's a pet peeve of mine when people make movie quotes and get the quote wrong. The actual quote is "I'm not even mad, that's amazing."

This would be me.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

Sweet mother of fuck! Another day on Jalopnik… Another pair of ruined pants.

I feel like I have to post this here:

nothing is better than VAG

Just 20 more years! Be patient!

I would suggest that you're in the minority of owners who understand the difference. I've driven each of the cars you mention, and of course I've had a few OK cars of my own — my own view is that the differences between these cars start well above my own skill level. I think that's true for most of their owners, too.

Here:

I don't know if there's a backstory to this car, but why the derision? It looks great and further solidifies my opinion of Ford having the best overall lineup of any current automaker.

For those of you who dispute this claim, here's what I've learned from other drag racers: when you do well, it's because of your own excellent driving. But when you do poorly, it's because of the car, the weather, the track, the tires, the fact that it didn't "hook up," the lights, the crowd, the war in Afghanistan,…

Sometimes a near miss can be a miraculous healer.