anotherdwayneanotherdollar

6/6/14

I really miss Guns N' Roses.

6/6/14

No, I am a horrible person.

6/6/14

There is no non-creepy way for a man to say "You are hot and I want to fuck you".

6/6/14

He then went on to tie Poland 0-0.

6/6/14

My dad is a former Marine and Vietnam vet too. Hands down the toughest motherfucker I have ever known.

6/6/14

6/6/14

"Pussy"

6/6/14

It sucks that they started using pitted olives in the salads though.

6/6/14

Time travel doesn't exist, dum dum.

6/6/14

No dummy, I am explaining to you that warehouse work does not pay millions. Its a fairly simple concept to grasp.

6/6/14

You sound dumb.

6/6/14

Star Pizza in Houston.

6/6/14

Very true, the fresh dough is the only thing you can only use once. Cheese, sauce, etc are all good for at least three.

6/6/14

I can make a better pizza myself in 25 minutes with fresh ingredients from Trader Joes for $11.

6/6/14

Seinfeld used to let people in a diner booth for charity.

6/6/14

They should stick to legitimate criticism of her shitty, horrible music.

6/6/14

Suck it up you fucking millionaires.

6/6/14

Same here.

6/6/14

I wish someone would invent some kind of massed computer network that would allow single people to communicate and meet.

6/5/14

Holy fuck.