Ugh I'm sorry but she's so overexposed. And worse than that, she's boring. Snooze.

What happened to the other half of the ass? Lindy took it. Cause she's got 1-1/2 asses. Because she's fat.

Oh yes, if there is anything that makes air travel more enjoyable after train ride to the airport, the non-English speaking ticket counter jockey, the government-mandate strip-search line, and the $15 soggy panini, its some snide asshole trying out his new stand-up routine right after I sit down and get some peace and…

Stop asking her leading questions or I am going to have to assume that your ambitions are nothing short of sinister.

And that's the news!

He got confused and thought he was at The Landing Strip here in Austin.

Maybe he spotted a "landing strip" there....

Well, I guess when you need a stripper, you need it right now!

How about that reason being gravity.

< Stands, slowly applauding >

....

... +1.

Awful(ly good).

BRO IS TOO ETHNIC!

not in the head though!

IT'S A MANZIER!

And that's a walk off.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a most reluctant +1.

Mrs. Billingsley was wantin' some of that action, too.

"And as we sit here, on a humid night in Los Angeles, having just witnessed the towering Clayton Kershaw put together a masterpiece incomparable to but a few others, puddles of orange and blue sports drink pooling at his lumbering feet, I am reminded of the 1905 World Series, Game 6. Christy Mathewson had just pitched…

France wins guy... sorry, it's rare, but we win... and by far :)