Texas and Russia.

"Kill Your Best Friend, Girls"

If im dying I would rather get a guitar than an organ. I dont have any room for one anyway.

Which way is this person headed?

I believe they are technically "gamboling".

Where I get all my brides.

That is not an old Vespa.

Will never beat this.

"Take that, youths!"

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and that other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

Man, drowning was the best thing that guy ever did.

Belongs to this man.

Close but no cigar, lady.

The secret to success.

Cannot relate.

I guess that guy never heard of going to a hooker.

"Volshtein...?"

J- Who?

Your comment makes no sense.

What a d-bag.