"Ya pushin' on me"

Please, dont take this away from me.

Is she still dumb?

I hope he was waterboarded.

"He refused to put on his seatbelt, put up his tray table, and put away his laptop."

Driving between Lubbock and Marfa, TX as a kid with m dad we used to see hundreds on the highway. My dad used to stop and pick them up and play with them.

"Biggus Dickus??"

Fuck this guy.

"NO! I am the least homophobic and most accepting person in the world!!"

I like how they blacked out the baby dick.

Wake me up when they have a sex robot that at least kinda looks like Sharon Tate if I squint when im drunk.

God is not above petty retribution either.

Satan gives out the autism, dummy.

Hotel Rouge?

Yeah, I am about to kill myself over this lack of coverage.

I live in Houston, I cant be crossing the street for every motherfucker with a face tattoo.

I dont get it.