Breaking: Adult Siblings Don't Live in Each Other's Pockets, Occasionally Disagree.

Yeah, this is a school administration that, best case, is too cowardly and insular to let common sense get in the way of a poorly-written internal rule. Worst case the administration is aggressively racist. And reality is probably a fine blend. Their lawyer’s gotta be working a whole lotta hours right about now.

Who knows if this is true but..

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

You’d think someone would have told the daughter of Richard L. Simon of Simon & Schuster fame about the perils of the publishing industry.

LOL children,  you missed flying before internet. 

What the hell kinda scam is that? I can’t stop laughing at the idea of Shaggy, or any other musician contacting me and saying I owe them money. 

Internet scammer poses as Shaggy to target fans, and—go ahead, say it, you know you want to

One thing we do know is that suicide, especially teen suicide and even more, gay teen suicide has been a problem for decades. In all that time, there’s been a great hand-wringing and very little action. For all practical purposes, the reaction has been “Meh.”

Pence may be the forgotten middle child of Lucifer himself, but I wish to God he had the balls to initiate the 25th Amendment. 

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

Throwing gasoline on himself before Trump can do it to him is a bold way for Mulvaney to prove loyalty to Trump as his ride or die, but here we are, watching an idiot self immolate in a press briefing...

This is exactly why the Trump administration stopped doing press briefings. In an administration where they lie more easily than they breathe, they simply can’t keep their lies straight.  So, he sends out little spokesmutant, and it’s a disaster as any one with any sense could have predicted.

I think this is one of the ways the patriarchy fucks over men. If they’re raised (directly or indirectly) to believe men (especially those in a hetero relationship) are meant to be the breadwinners and anything else is a failure, I’m sure that fucks you up long term.

No, nobody in these vulgar States ever uses the word “fortnight.” You read it in some Dickens novel and your humanities teacher has you look it up in the dictionary. It’s about as common these days as using the word “score” to mean 20 years.

I mean, I know no one knows that to do with curly hair, because I have gone to so many places and people and...they always try to blow it out. NO, I want to know what it’s actually going to look like. However, I didn’t know about the upcharge and don’t know if I’ve been charged extra. I considered having to go to a…

RIGHT?! Look at those assholes over there *checks notes* enjoying their game at their preferred level in what spare time they might have.

Oh no!!! Not the casuals!!!!!

I’ve left or lost men because I literally cannot sleep with someone else in the bed unless I’m under the influence of something powerful. Or rather, maybe I should say that since my brain won’t let me sleep alone, having a third person in the bed makes it even more impossible to easily fall and stay asleep. I’ve…

Blanqueamiento isn’t the practice of bringing in Europeans to whiten the population -- it means whitening, but it’s really about the notion that “whiteness” is ideal, and frankly, the story of that term is much more about Brazilians of African descent and greater financial means choosing to identify themselves as…