Mayor Fischer is the Mayor. He is the duly elected executive of Louisville. Those cops are employees of the people of Louisville.

“A couple of weeks” is definite proof that he’s lying. He always says “a couple of weeks” when he’s lying about something. It’s a dead giveaway.

I’m gonna go with he thinks he’s taking it but it’s a box of tic tacs with “HYDROCKSYCLOROKWIN” written on it in Sharpie.

Joan does this kind of ignorant, random virtue-signaling all the time, to the point where I’m starting to not click on Dirt Bag (my favorite Jez posts) when her name’s on the byline.

I wonder what the Marxist stance would be on writing trashy celebrity gossip.

Just when we were all lucky that he was staying silent while we’re all locked down... Now we’re in for it

Even if Taylor had approved of the lyrics, it’s still a misogynistic hateful song and Kanye is a dick! It was obvious that he was trying to manipulate her with that call and that she was uncomfortable!

Sadly, they’ll bounce back stronger than ever.

Poor guy’s working for the worst, most ignorant man on the planet - I think he wants the virus so the nightmare can end.

If Pence kisses his ass any harder his lips are gonna get stuck there.

Here’s a classic movie tip that involves quarantining during a breakout epidemic (in this case, yellow fever in antebellum Louisiana): Jezebel (1938)

He’s cranky because he’d rather be home firing off tweets about “Sleepy Joe” and “Pocahontas” but now he’s forced to sit through briefings and meetings about things that don’t concern or enrich him, which for him is intolerable. The stock market literally plunges WHILE he’s speaking, which is without a doubt…

If I were Fauci I’d be doing that facepalm after every sentence that trump utters. But Fauci, please! Don’t touch your face!!!

In fairness, he probably really isn’t hearing about all the people with symptoms who can’t get tested. Because he’s made a point of surrounding himself with people who would shield him from that information.

If you want to invite the DA to a meeting send an Email. If you want to protest the AD go to her house. Don’t conflate the two because the DA’s husband won’t.

“Elizabeth Warren Exists”

Bloomberg found the thing his money couldn’t buy — debate agility.

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

“Hayden Panettiere’s Alleged Abuse Isn’t Just Gossip” - Joan Summers, Jezebel, 2020

So, I’m not saying this is correct, or even good. But when i was a crime reporter, I thought of my job as being about relentlessly putting out all the information I could find. The accused would get mad, the victim’s families would get mad, and I told myself that it wasn’t my job to help or hurt any of those people,…