Nothing says “Read the previous email!!” like sending one that says “Don’t read the previous email”.

At least you can see where you get the flightiness!

Andrew, I do not know you but I believe I received this email accidentally. Please unsubscribe me. 

“Thanks! Cake in the conference Room!!! Have a super day!!”
-Nancy Pelosi
BE GREEN, don’t print this email 

or 1-dimensional Chutes & Ladders

I look forward to the eventual Reply-All-pocalypse. 

Forget the treason and inhumanity and blatant greed and corruption, can we just fire these idiots for rank incompetence? If we go to war, this White House will just send the OPLAN right to Iran, and Trump will say on Twitter he was absolutely allowed to do so as “Persedent.” This administration makes Baby Jesus say…

Sounds like the White House is gonna have to dig deep, think strategically, and maybe even call on ace spokesman John Barron to save them.

From what I was just reading, the whistleblower’s lawyer has apparently contacted both Congress and the Senate and said s/he is ready to speak to them directly. So that’s good news.

Naaah, he’ll never do it. He’ll keep saying “I’d love to release the transcript.” “I’m looking forward to releasing the transcript,” he’ll say. “I hope to release the transcript very soon,” he’ll say. “I’ll be happy to release the transcript as soon as you open another DOJ investigation into Hillary Clinton’s…

Eh. The problem is that it’s one call. Or part of one call. What should happen, by law, is the full whistleblower complaint being submitted to Congress (which Trump is stopping from happening).

Those parents sound like they’re full of shit when it comes to her likely age when they abandoned her, though.

It was Ashton but it was also Demi and her immaturity and narcissism and emotional trainwreck. If she had spent even a third of the time she spent desperately trying to cling to her youth and relevance, on her mental and emotional health, she would be telling a different story. Ashton was a selfish jerk, but she is…

Unf. I feel Demi. I’ve been in that situation -where my ex started pressuring for a threesome. I am glad I didn’t go through with it, but that was definitely the ending of our relationship. As I knew the relationship was on the outs, and I wanted to ‘keep him’, I considered it, which would have been a betrayal to who…

I like Demi and I’m rooting for her but I think more than the men she picks, she is her own worst enemy. I think she’s emotionally very fragile. I mean, she’s basically admitted that her own mother pimped her out to older men when she was 15 and you can tell she’s very insecure and immature and needy. At the same…

“His justification reminds me of Thomas Middleditch, who recently outed himself as someone who coerced his wife into an open marriage.”

I read a little bit about this case earlier—apparently, the whole “is she 22, 14 or 8" thing is not at all a settled matter, and 3 physicians testing her came up with 3 radically different “real” ages for her.

Isn’t this the same mom who tours around teaching people how to homeschool their children into being geniuses?