Exactly. Kurt Hummel as PP?

Allison looks like she just realized what she got herself into.

I like that Walken just lifts his arms in the air instead of even pretending to battle, as if to say "IDGAF, are we done yet?"

The real question is why the fuck does Peter Pan look like Shailine Woodley?

I cannot get enough of that stupid fishnet shirt she's wearing. Makes me giggle every time. Reminds me of the "unintentionally" gay ken doll: Earring Magic Ken! (Complete with cock ring accessory). If only NBC had cast a twinkish young guy and gone the homoerotic route, then maybe someone would be looking forward to…

That dosen't even look like Walken's real face. It looks like they pasted hair on a cheap kabuki mask. I would be afraid to take it off out of fear that there would be nothing but an empty black space underneath.

Unfortunately it is not fantasy, and now we're all going to be caught in a landslide because there is no escape from the reality that is... the Lamest Peter Pan Ever.

I can't even look at that picture. I am dying of second-hand embarrassment.

percent of people watching because they love Peter pan: 25%

Right? Why is she hiding those indisputably awesome boots under that debatable at best dress?

I agree, her make-up needlessly ages her, especially that horrid black eyeliner she does. She already has rather small eyes, why on Earth does she make them even smaller?! She used to have this really fresh and natural make-up during her early Sex and the City years and it looked so much better on her. Same with the…

she needs a polished updo that incorporates some plaits. she needs minimal to no jewlery. she needs a delicate shoe. she needs to own the princess vibe in the dress.

She constantly wears this black eyeliner that is too heavy for her. It makes her face look gaunt and also gives her tiny devil-shining eyes. I don't know why it bothers me so much but I just want to shake her and say "your eyes are too small for that makeup! Can't you for once in your life try a strong lip???"

Yes, it needs to be sleeveless and a straight pencil silhouette.

I immediately thought "Documents!" Also, that "3G" on the dress? Is her dress a wifi hotspot?

Nay because for a designer dress/ensemble/whatever (it looks like its two pieces?), this back part shouldn't happen. The zipper isn't well-hidden, and then the red part ending abruptly makes it look like someone got bored or wanted to cut costs and save on fabric in the back.

THANK YOU. I can't stop seeing that as a document icon of a resume. And then maybe some PowerPoint meeting clipart?

6-year-old me is OBSESSED with this hair ribbon.

I vote YAY for the novelty factor. Looks a bit more Renaissance than Medieval to me though. If the Renaissance happened in the Aztec empire.

I kinda dig it. I like that SJP takes risks. I get a very bad ass Eleanor of Aquitaine vibe from it.