Wouldn’t want them to sully our womenfolk...

Maybe not a legal confirmation, but this falls into the child molestor stereotype (passing the disorder to the victim).

Watch TV - check

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

Having Wheat Thins at No. 1 is the whitest opinion this site has published since you guys said Pittsburgh, Boston, Portland, and Providence were all better cities than Atlanta.

My favorite so far today.

What about just replacing her with another actress/actor whatever. They did it with Dumbledore. Controversial? Replacing actors has been happening since Bewitched...maybe longer but my age doesn’t carry that far back...

You’re crazy if you think they told a woman the secrets.

Black guy tries to stand his ground - white guy steps all over him. Welcome to Trump’s America.

That only makes it better..bonus points if a testicle or two grazed a forehead

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

Maybe that was her intention, but calling it black people food put the racist cherry on the top of that shit sundae.

But not Lena Dunham!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

I feel like Keith Jackson would be a good choice.

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

Alexa, read Gizmodo Sploid to me!