Tuesday I started in the morning, getting well organized by noon. I did not want to disgrace myself, so I then checked out. I bought some more liquor on the way to the depot. I had to wait some time for the train. I remember nothing from then on until I woke up at a friend’s house, in a town near home. These good…

As a left-wing godless liberal pinko commie who hates America (at least according to my Tea Party relatives), I was really, really uncomfortable with my son’s little league assigning him to the Indians and handing him a Chief Wahoo cap. A few of the parents replaced their kid’s caps with the block C ones.

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...

That taco meat and ketchup is from Cincinnati. I would appreciate if you didnt confuse my hometown toilette bowl with that North Kentucky city.

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Walk around eating handfuls of loose hamburger meat out of a bag labeled HUMAN FLESH.

That would be a Tennessee university, thanks.

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

My dog, Sandy, had some serious issues when she was a puppy. They thought it might have been distemper, even though she’d been vaccinated on schedule. She was in an oxygen chamber overnight a few nights to try and get her sats up, in the puppy ICU for a couple days. Cleaned out our bank account, probably close to 5…

my worst Miss U.

Try yelling “fore” instead, you filthy casual.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Another good Getty photo:

I love the end of the livestream I saw where the cops pull his mask off in front of everyone and then basically parade him in front of the people he was antagonizing. The kid looks TERRIFIED and it is sooooo very satisfying.

He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base