I hate the one done model. So I’m always actively rooting against Calimari.

I mean, I guess it is possible that they might be talking about the President’s plans for hipsters in Williamsburg or tech brodouches in the Mission District.

Also good for board game components.

You pay extra for the stems and seeds. It’s all natural and authentic that way.

I actually get MUCH better weed nowadays and pay a significant amount less than I Idid in the mid-90's. I don’t get it but I’m not complaining.

So he was a hipster?

Irrelevant to your well-played joke, but when I first started working, I worked with a guy from Argentina. He was mentioning the restaurants he goes to and I asked him what were Argentina’s kind of standard dishes, like tacos and Mexico or poutine or backbacon and Canada, chicken tikka masala and the UK, etc.

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

(Even Dennis Rodman thinks “only” 50 percent of WNBA players are likely homosexual.)

“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

This could have been her entire article.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

well her boobs ARE nice

How Many Squares Of TP Do You Use Per Wipe?

Am I… Do I… Do they want us to… Hm…