attitudes about sex are so ass backwards in this country it never ceases to amaze me.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

I’ve seriously watched this about eight times now. I can not look away.

yas cheese

If I had a superpower it would be to teleport people who say heinous shit from behind the comfort of comment boards to physically in front of the people or person they’re targeting with an audience watching.

Yes, the “really mean ads” that use his own quotes. It’s so delicious.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

Or the density of a pommel horse.

I’m guessing they should change the anthem to “Dixie” for the next game

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

First off, and I can’t stress this enough, fuck Feign and Edens and Lasry so goddamn hard. These fuckers probably sit around extolling the virtues of bootstraps and work ethic while simultaneously swiping $400M ($250M principle+$150M interest) from taxpayers without a single vote being cast. The Lasry and Edens story…

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....

That was how many months ago? And it wasn’t in a meme, so for some Trump supporters Clinton can win the debate simply by standing for the duration.

Right, because she’s the one who needs neurological testing...

Her “you are so irrelevent that I could not be more bored if I tried” face from that hearing is top among my facial expression goals.

This is so fucking unreal. Hillary has to prove beyond a doubt that she isn’t “broken,” while Obama faces two terms of people questioning his birthplace.

And fucking Trump won’t even release his tax forms, and he lies constantly.

Did no one else watch the 7 hours she was in front of the Senate committee on Benghazi? Regardless of if you think she was telling the truth/is an evil murderer/just don't like her- it is pretty clear that she is fully functioning, cognitively speaking. Compare that to say, Ronald Reagan, who was in the early stages…