The world is your bathroom, good sir.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

Most of the new malware deletes all shadow copies, they got wise to that trick pretty quick

Safety what? No important. Harmonious China prosperity most important safety.

“In other news, I’ve literally never won a game of Scrabble in my life.”

I was never going to pay back those loans anyway.

Prior to the k/t event that killed the dinosaurs the planet was hotter and sea levels were higher.

Wait til you spend a morning trying to get glitter out of your keyboard.

You kid?

Depends on whether or not it actually works. Maintenance drugs mostly exist because actual drug treatment is costly and time consuming. You still aren't living 100% of your life and if you try to taper off maintenance drugs, you often find the side effects are worse than the drugs you were using.

Republicans would go fucking insane over this

Don’t worry, It will be fine, I have it on good authority that voter fraud never happens.

Dear io9,

Uh.....once again a totally misleading headliner. These are not jet engines. They do not compress and then combust an air/fuel mixture. They are fans and maybe could be called ducted fans....electric fans. Nice but the bad headliner spoiled it for me.

Oh fuck off. Who said I’m a Trump supporter? My point was that it’s not uncommon to express one’s displeasure when someone has done something that you think was improper. Let me give a more concrete example that won’t hurt your feelings quite so much. When you get terrible service in a restaurant, you are much better…

Oh that’s just your browser having a hard time translating from Spanish. Try a different browser.

How is this a Gizmodo story? Seriously, get this shit out of Gizmodo. I get it that you’re all sad about Gawker, but this ain’t going to fly.

Interesting NPS fact: North Cascades National Park has more glaciers than Glacier National Park.

racist slur