Oh, look at me, I can find side by side comparisons too! Look hard enough and you can find them everywhere. Yawn.

Yeah, but is there 10lbs of shit in the 5lb bucket?

and maybe the most unforgettably disturbing “giving head” scene in cinematic history.

Fashion week is still going on in Paris, so you’ll have to wait.

I’m sort of new to vaping - I thought the juice was held in some sort of resevoir before it was heated.

Yeah, Bryan should either grow a pair or move his anti-sports posts to Jezebel.

Your mom doesn’t seem to care whether it’s wrapped with a rubber band or held between my teeth. As long as she gets my giant roll...

Your mom doesn’t seem to care whether it’s wrapped with a rubber band or held between my teeth. As long as she gets…

No cash clip, no thanks. You don’t want to be fumbling around with your stack of Hamiltons - she’ll move on to the next table....

No cash clip, no thanks. You don’t want to be fumbling around with your stack of Hamiltons - she’ll move on to the…

Sweet! Now, since Univision owns you, is Giz supposed to operate under the fairness doctrine? Maybe we could hear a little about dinosaurs next?

Yeah, but I can’t see wrapping one of these around my dog’s head when I don’t want her to nibble on her hindquarter. This new fangled invention is 2 in 1.

You’re correct. I’ll askyourmother and see what she thought.

Poles use screen doors on their submarines too - keeps the fish out.

Healthy=I spent half my paycheck at Whole Foods. Yay for me!

A dick pic is the best way to maximize exposure....

Check out the lack of sweat on the back of his neck and shirt. One cool customer.

...and wool. That fake stuff is baaaad for the environment.

Returns Marcy and bunch of lesbian porn....

Did everyone forget about the ozone hole? We had to lose a ton of oxygen due to that! It doesn’t take a Guiness to figure this out.

“Secretary of State: I’m Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl’s Jr”

...that the college football games this early afternoon are yawners and I don’t have any pokeman kids in my yard to yell at. How’s your Sat going?