Univision owned, so maybe a little a little tele-no-humor?

Yeah, well to hell with you and your jealously over my good looks.

You ever try auto focus using one of those adapters? Crazy slow!

How did you know I was homeless? Got any spare change, sonny? God bless.

But what makes a shed a home???

http://time.com/2891180/kfc-and-the-pit-bull-attack-of-a-little-girl/

Yup - I do the same except I say that the cleaning lady is having immigration issues and I haven’t seen her in a while....

Yeah, can’t wait for tommorrow when Hilary becomes a spelling pro too.

Wrong Don. It’s either Trump or the “Donald”. Either way, they both come into town and mess stuff up!

Are you saying this model sucks...or does it blow?

Are you saying this model sucks...or does it blow?

Bah, his name isn’t even on the official list...unlike Hilary.

Don’t forget Floridians - they’re a favorite Giz ‘whipping boy’.

Voting Owning a firearm is a constitutional right. If your state is making you do something like pay for a photo ID in order to use it, your state is violating your constitutional rights.

Yup, if I want to be preached at, I’ll watch a televangelist.

Came here to say the same thing.

How does one opt out of this if they’re not sure they opted out at sign up and the 30 day grace period has ended? Asking for a friend...

In Canada, do the police officer and tow truck drive apologize for towing your car too?

I’m seeing $489 - Gold box gone?

I’m seeing $489 - Gold box gone?

First time I saw this was on a dirty car and I swear it looked like “slut life” to me. Haven’t been able to see it any other way since then....

First time I saw this was on a dirty car and I swear it looked like “slut life” to me. Haven’t been able to see it…

Amen!