Yeah, if ‘scary’ means ‘still trying to get to the truth’, then let’s get all Halloween on her ass. Either she’ll be let off the hook or charges will be filed, but it’s no less ‘scary’ than Trump’s tax returns. Another poor editorial choice but considering Giz is now owned by a Mexican company, I’ll expect more soft…

S’not as good as I was hoping for.

...and sushi!

Time is money - if you were a marketing “genius” trying to come up with a new logo for a high-tech company - you could shoot your load with a coffee ring and laugh all the way to the bank!

(It’s hard to miss a giant butt.)

I thought that was covered pretty well in Se7en....

Dumb holes don’t actually exist in nature

Better than a sand blaster?

With the toilet flying around, I’m guessing a lot more than the Jet was Blue...

Right, Trump and Hillary has have hecklers physically removed from his their live speeches which is certainly more extreme than electronically filtering abusive speech.

tl:dr, just came here for the headline....

Speaking from the experience of a guy who used to do a semiannual cleaning before his mom would visit, X-14 will clean the shit out of any grout you hit with it. The fumes will leave you empty and hollow on the inside, though.

tweeting like a demented preteen version of Giz

I thought all the “rag” articles were on Jezebel.

Krebs spoke with two security experts who have been breached on Oracle’s investigation

Let’s all hope they don’t die after eating shit.

And we have a new favorite photo for white trash - no Walmart needed.

The last reported death in the US occurred in July 2015 when a 21-year-old California woman died from an infection.

Yeah, you’d think that an elderly patient’s wants and desires would matter, but the US government made it illegal to be racist so the truth is, that the oldsters won’t have a choice.