America figured this out already - it’s called an open border with Mexico. It will provide all the labor needed to take care of the elderly. Japan’s xenophobic elderly population is fucked until Sony can develop a robot to take care of the old folks.

Since when has research been important for government oversight? Didn’t we just mandate that all foods require GMO labeling?

At least it’s not another DC/Marvel/etc comic infotainment article or fantasy scraps from E!. Gawker’s coverage of tech news has folded faster than superman on laundry day.

Absolutely! Who wants a mouthful of charcoaled-burnt corn when they take a bite. Shaking my head at those ruined ears of corn on the stock image!

Er, um, humans aren’t part of nature?

You should be writing taglines for Gawker....

If you’re married to a conservative and you tell her you’ve been having an affair, she’ll get even more angry if it’s true.

I’m not defensive - I just don’t see how your Newt example refutes the quote “to make a conservative angry, tell him a lie”. He’s not being lied to. Don’t get me wrong - it’s a nice launching article for some Newt bashing but you set up a “feelings over facts” strawman and had fun with Newt’s interview....but it…

Are you arguing about the quote or trying to introduce some other bias you seem to have about conservatives?

Personal massagers and moisturizer?

Yeah, go ahead and try to trace the $20 bills I’ve spent over the past three years. Impossible compared to the BTC I’ve spent over that same time at Dell, Subway, Overstock and a handful of other places. It’s all on the blockchain.

Yeah, nothing like good old US $$$. Yup, those greenbacks are never used for bribes, paying ransom, purchasing sex, illegal drugs, or anything “evil”. We’d have to get rid of the dollar, if that was the case.

I don’t make the rules, I just enjoy pointing out the double standards. And if you think it’s okay to punish a group of people based on their race and religious beliefs...then you’re no better than the mean nasty white guys.

Do you get to pick out the average age of the slave labor making the shirt as a customizable option too?

Do you get to pick out the average age of the slave labor making the shirt as a customizable option too?

George, I don’t think you can call out overweight Samoans - it’s not politically correct and you’re not allowed to use statistics or generalities on Gawker unless you’re talking about straight men of Euro decent or Christians. I’d hate for you to become a Disney-like target.

The problem might be that millenials don’t have the strength of the people who came before them:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/201…

Hey, can you send me an invite? -pleb

Yeah, but what happens when daylight savings hits? Screws up the whole video, doesn’t it?

It would be one thing if you were correct, but if I were to agree with you we’d both be wrong. Lemme share the line about taxes from Gary Johnson’s website:

Literally, all people with a law degree are assholes. Yup, it’s great when you can generalize and make ASSumptions about everybody.