**sigh**

My mom’s side of the family insisted that we were related to Jonathan Chapman (Johnny Appleseed) to the point where we had Johnny Appleseed-themed family reunions.

Well, for one, we don’t use stone like this because it does not fulfill modern society’s requirements. There’s too many problems to list, but I’ll go over a few. Such structures are very prone to earthquakes, so we can’t use them in those areas. It’s ridiculously heavy, and you need a huge base in order to build tall…

What's a Nubian?

ABC tried to show the wives at the end but my yelling at the TV put a quick stop to that. You are welcome!

Well, if Reddit’s decided its not authentic, then case closed.

If anything they need to make getting a license more difficult, not easier. There are way to many people on the road that have no business what so ever behind the wheel of a vehicle. In the US it’s damn near a given right to have a license no matter how crappy of a driver you are.

I’d prefer “Can you pass this…

The tests should be excruciatingly difficult, much like those in GT6

How many people? Two. (Even if one is a stuffed tiger.)

Bottle Service.

Well we already knew he was crazy - he was flying on US Air! Badum-bum

I missed the typo, and then went back to re-read, and now I’m lol’ing a lot.

Why can’t these stories ever involve attractive womens?

I will never accept this

Sorry, the QX80 is uglier still:

But isn’t this more or less how all animal courtship proceeds?

“Uh, Rotary Club!”

Well if that’s actually what happened he kinda walked into it. At the end of the day once they started surrounding him, the only right thing to do is run everyone over. Is it the correct thing to do, nope, but you bet your ass I'm getting out of there alive