Hi, I found an old copy of your resume and thought that your experience is a great fit for this position. Would you be interested in a 2 1/2 week on-site contract position on the opposite side of the country for work that has nothing to do with what you have ever done, ever? The position has competitive pay at a…

Does this really surprise anyone? If anything, I would have expected it to be maybe the 2021 or 2022 model year.

I always enjoy the idea that “hipsters” are disdainful of SUVs. The big problem with SUVs is the size and weight magnifies the sloppy and assholish behaviors that even the best driver has, which is aggravated by the fact most people can’t drive the fucking things. 

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Isn’t there some kind of federal highway rule for turn signals/brakes? This seems like a pretty poor design from a usability/visibility angle.

I’m not gonna lie, the original Fast & Furious is on syndication this month on Showtime and since my wife has been out of town for work and I have been bored most evenings, I have sat through at least part of it several times. There is something special about the original which has not really been captured in any of…

Wait wait. So, someone makes something neat out of metal using cutting edge technology and you guys get snarky and sarcastic quite obviously making fun of it.   FCA molds in shitty fake rocks in plastic or imprints stupid headlights on the windshield or prints a red jeep on a wheel and you guys cream your pants?

My coworker had one; it had the looks, but man was it disappointing to all the non-car people in the office. The guy’s dad was filthy rich so he would regularly drive in Aventadors, 458s, Huracans, a Ford GT, and eventually a i8 while the rest of us drove at best F150s, Accords, and GTIs. All the other non-car people…

Having driven the Fit not-so-daily for almost ten years I can report that life in the slow lane is a life of acceptance, a life of peace. Why does one need to go fast? I’ll let you explore those feelings on your own but all of this is perfectly on-brand for Mazda, whose cars historically have been underpowered. And,…

Yep, lost my shit on HP.. Got a nice Brother Laser that is also a Copier/Scanner and maybe even a Fax (I dont even know - because wtf is a fax).  I despise HP because of this and wont buy ANY HP products at all.  They can kindly go fuck themselves.  

The one, critical piece of information this article seems to be missing is Carole Ghosn’s current location. But hey, who needs journalism right?

I’m always amazed by the binary thought process that seems prevalent today - If you’re “this”, you cannot be “that”.

It was done because that was the cheapest method of production AND had the shortest shelf life. 

Don’t blame the engineers - their original design was probably much better

I’m about 2 decades younger than the last boomer’s birth but fuck, that is one dumb comment.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

2019 has been a weird one for all of us.

This is what Jalopnik is supposed to be.

Dont forget: Improving braking and cornering is only one side of the coin. The other side of the coin is the one where you’re not buying new pads, rotors and tires for your car all the time because they’re not wearing out so fast. 

I find the regular C6 quite tame looks wise, but not the Z06. C6 Z06 with some wide concave wheels, meety tires and a slightly lowered ride hight looks great to me.