Sodomy in Oregon means oral or anal rape or statutory rape. Just FYI.

On the list of things that you shouldn’t need a manual to operate, door handles are near the top.

These are the same people who cede the right of way, then when it takes you an extra 500 milliseconds to get your manual in gear, seize the right of way just as you enter the intersection.

Actually he did that before the article came out — which is one of the reasons that is the one story I refuse to group in with the #metoo stuff, and he’s the one person I think whose career should be minimally effected by this. He reached out to her the day after their date to see how she was, she told him she felt…

My biggest beef with clothing manufacturers:

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

And I hope that whatever fortune he amassed is awarded as damages to the family of the innocents he killed. 

“According to KSAT, the accident report said the SLK driver, Leon Morris, merged onto the highway from the right side as the truck driver, Raymond Morales, switched into the right lane.” 

Who in their right mind removes an oil filter for a car they don’t own and cuts it in half without asking?  I’d be fine with them saying “we’d like to cut the filter open to check it out”, but not just reaching in, taking it out, and cutting it open when no one is around.  I’d be pissed they cut it open to begin with,…

It’s easy:

10/10 would watch this satire, where QEII stumbles upon the plan is like, “Fuck it, I’ll help. What are they going to do to me? I’m like 172 years old — AND THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN. First, we’ll need to put on some Wellies...”

If you really, really don’t want to complain about her to the manager and otherwise avoid all conflict, learn the names of some other specific servers and ask to be seated in their section. Not only will you avoid the one you don’t like, you can build a positive relationship with a few others (also by tipping…

I don’t get why Alaska is consistently rated so high. It’s so average. I’m still mad about them buying and burying Virgin America.

I love the end of “Something’s Gotta Give” where she stays with Keanu and doesn’t go meet Jack Nicholson on a bridge.

They’re being cruel because...they can. That’s the only take I’ve got because anything else doesn’t make sense.

It’s not about small changes. It’s about dishonesty and carelessness. If by a start you mean a vapid waste of time and money chasing a (somewhat literal) straw man, then yes. It certainly is a start to that. Honestly if that’s your take on this, then you’re producing more garbage than the people using straws.

You’re 100% on point there. The entire straw ban is based on objectively unreliable information just to make us feel good.

Validation for his persecution complex.

SOME OF US HAVE SENSITIVE TEETH, DAMMIT.

Probably most food related illness with less than emergency consequences never gets reported to anybody, never mind investigated.