i wish you’d stop commenting too, because i think you’d only stop commenting if the fucking gun violence stopped and i wish the gun violence would stop. 

So this is what Adderall looks like in print form.

I bet Audi wishes they’d been able to view and publish their customers’ driving data back when the “unintended acceleration” panic of the ‘80s was happening.

San Francisco is a city that manages to combine staggering wealth with a horrific quality of life.

Ah, another thing Tom Scott can do for one of his videos.

Our dated road infrastructure simply isn’t ready for autonomous driving systems. We are still lacking basics such as smoothly-paved roads, clear markings, or adaptable digital overhead signs like they have all over European freeways.

It looks like Autopilot also follows the lines in the concrete.

So ugly that it’s cute.

Man, I really wish that there was a graduated driver’s licensing that required extra testing to drive trucks/SUVs over~5,000 pounds. The number of atrocious distracted drivers behind the wheel of these beasts seems to be increasing exponentially. But you know the counter-argument...Freedom(tm). Yeah, freedom to die…

While this story is pretty scary, it is still not as scary to me as renting 40ft monsters to people who can barely drive minivans.

Seriously, that fact that we don’t require special licensing for these literal houses on wheels is crazy to me. I’ve seen so many of these things with giant scrapes down the side or their…

But for real though - would it have been any better for him to show up to the awards show and present?

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Well, she traded up with Willoughby 

I’d say it was Branagh’s dick that broke them up.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

Annoying yes, but I’m just breathing a sigh of relief that it wasn’t Twitter.

Green light or no, if you hit someone in the intersection you’re a problem. You’re not allowed to just plow into shit because you have the light and the right of way.

I know this might not be a popular opinion here but I find it ironic Rose McGowan is bitching about “the silence” of other women.

Streep may not have known about Harvey Weinstein, but she definitely knew about Roman Polanski when she gave Polanski a standing ovation at the Oscars.