I’m preemptively depressed for all of the “well then don’t take naked photos of yourself!” news coverage this hack will produce.

He obviously sees his kids with her as his “real family.”

It’s used as an excuse to imprison black and brown and poor people to extract cheap labor from them. It’s not about public safety and never was.

I love my high-rise skinny “rockstar” jeans from Old Navy. The pair I’m wearing right now is starting to lose some of its stretchiness in the crotch area and needs to be replaced, but they hold up pretty well for $40 jeans and I wear this pair way too much. And the high rise isn’t crazy high, I feel normal in them.

I don’t think anyone with boobs actually brags about having boobs, at least past the age of 18. By then we all know, big or small, boobs are a pain in the ass.

I still remember when my aunt crimped her bangs OFF. We didn’t dare laugh, it was the old beauty shop kind you heated in the little specialty oven...

That’s some fuckin Buffalo Bill shit

I feel violated after seeing this.

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?

I’ve been there. I mean, I read this straight faced because it was just dawning on me how ridiculous I must look. I feel like in the UK and Canada this sort of extreme hemming and hawing is more socially acceptable than the US, so you can take some consolation there.

Your director was the dumbest motherf**ker I’ve ever heard of. In no way should that decision ever have been placed on either of you. Ever.

uhh.... the right isn’t against welfare because of people who take advantage of them. They are against welfare because it overwhelmingly helps POC, and takes money away from the rich. The “welfare queen” propaganda is just thinly veiled racist bullshit they push to get dumb “working class” people (white people) to…

Unfortunately, your “argument” disintegrates before you even get 20 words in.

Jesus Fuck, I am getting really sick of Jezebel randomly hating on people. Did he beat a girlfriend? Rape a baby? What did he do besides be a UK ginger with a sort-of wonky eye? Jezebel used to have at least semi-good reasons for detesting a given celebrity but this is getting really old.

I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO

My first language is French, I can tell yah “Threat de Toilette” is not a good name.

Oh shit, you cracked the code. They don’t mean less government, they mean literally governing the smallest places.

I’m not one, but I can sarcastically pretend to be if it helps brighten your day

Yes, this was a poly triad, not a threesome. But of course, those without understanding of polyamory (or any marginalized relationship model) are incapable of discussing it without fixating on the sex. I’m just gonna start calling all monogamous couples “twosomes” from here on.

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.