I hate this take and I hate that you’re probably right. You buzzkill.

McGregor got KO’d by a guy with no power who threw something like 12 total punches in the first two rounds. He showed that he was so little of a threat that one of the most defensive boxers of all time actually opened up and started attacking. Mayweather might as well have given him a noogie for how seriously he took…

Real question: McGregor got $70m(?) for his fight against Mayweather? So let’s say he’s sitting at $85m total (assuming he hasn’t blown it all on fucking boats and stupid, too tight suits).
If he’s sued by the two fighters AND the UFC for lost revenue (for fucking their already fucked event), how long does he have to…

Lobov is also a good enough boxer that ... he helped train McGregor for his fight with Floyd Mayweather this summer.

Yeah, you did. It’s just my tendency to want to find something semi-redeeming or explanatory about Trump’s success that I stretch until I tear something.

It’s like if a Karmann Ghia and an 11th gen Ford Thunderbird had a baby, and the baby was more than the sum of its parts. I want this car badly.

Personally, I’m not gonna get too uptight about a physical altercation between a bunch of people in the physical altercation industry.

...maybe the part of the article where it says there’s a warrant out for Conor’s arrest and his plane can’t leave...

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

This is better when you realize that McGregor has become the deranged heel with flawed logic about things, but in real life. Who thinks it’s acceptable to not defend a title for two years?

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

Seems like an evil strategy to force people into defaulting just to take back the car and fuck someone else.

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

“If he’s a trained heavyweight boxer and she’s an abnormally small woman, he could have expected a full-force punch could kill her.”

I think it’s possible that he could have understood that a punch can kill someone — which would always be true, even if he had punched a man his own size — but still have lacked the intent to kill her.

That all makes sense on paper, but I just can’t get there in RL. If you had a paid-for $20K car would you finance it to invest the money? My cars are paid for, and I’m still investing, and I still have savings. I ain’t rich I just know how to budget.

yup leave the scene, come back in an hour say you were scared and went home and drank a buncha shots, then go back, no dui

Until the penalty for fleeing matches or exceeds the penalty for DUI, drunk drivers are “smart” to leave the scene.

if not a joyride, then perhaps some adverse reaction to prescription meds - see, rx can be dangerous, people!