First Gear:

It’s a merkin.

I know. I just don’t associate 24 energy drinks a day with great planning. I assume the monster guzzler buys them individually from a convenience store’s cooler.

I guess the competition has driven down the price. I haven’t had a Red Bull in a long time, but I believe it was sold at close to $3.00 for a small can when it first arrived in the US.

That is common across all marketing. They want to talk about likes, views, impressions, etc..., they want to be measured in anything other than sales dollars. Even marketing departments within corporations with full access to sales numbers will never voluntarily measure their efforts and expenses against sales dollars.

I’ve driven in most of the continental US. I would dance down the median the day that CT drivers reach IL levels of competence.

You obviously over reacted to my post. Perhaps you’re too sensitive on this topic.

I had no agenda. It was a joke.

I don’t know what these drinks cost over there, but you could have a pretty solid drug habit for the cost of 24 Red Bulls per day.

The proper procedure for making a burger out of a melon:

Seattle has too many nerds. The wrong nerds can really mess up traffic flow. Blame Bezos.

Texas is Finland compared to Connecticut.

Wow. This new V8 really sounds like shit compared to the old one.

That license plate is all the explanation you need.

Maybe not, but the ~7% difference we’re talking about here would be noticed.

If my cock is only an inch bigger than yours, your mom will still notice it.

It’s about a 200 pound difference. They’re both too fucking fat.

On which side? Is it, perhaps, HEAVIER?

This is how I feel about everything heavier than a GTI.

Again proving that we do not have autonomous cars.