Thats great for you, but please stop responding to childfree people with a story about how so-and-so changed their mind or became a great parent though they didnt want to be one. It’s rude and dismissive.

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thats kind of how i feel. like dont talk to me but good for you but dont talk to me

"You can do anything you want here!"

New York HAS to be wonderful and magical because if not, what are we all doing? No one wants to really answer that question.

In the last six months, I have seen extensive speculation that the Obamas will:

I am super irritated at how reasonable that registry is. Come on, people, give me something to be righteously smug about!!!

This is my juicing bible.

Of course they registered for a book called "The Juicing Bible."

Oooh, let's check out/judge their wedding registry.

BARF. IT'S NEVER LARRY SEASON.

This was a suburban mom thing. No "big city" person would be caught dead in this.

first of all: stop saying "my piece"; you sound like an idiot.

Yeah, that's realistic advice:

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

Shut up. Seriously.

Hint #1 you are dealing with a super reputable journalist:

He was the wooooorst in that movie about kids with cancer. Everyone else would be rocking it and I'd be reaching for my Kleenex and then WOMP WOMP, guess who'd pop up to smirk and smarm everywhere.

He also seems to think he is super sexy in that bathrobe.

So I came home from work today to find one of the toilets clogged. One of the teenagers was home all day. I told him to come out and unclog the toilet. He said it wasn't him, he hadn't used that toilet today. I said "so then someone broke in, shit in the toilet, closed the lid and left it clogged?" He said "that…