Cracking open the soft boiled eggs at the little end all the way! Oh, not that egg war?

It's okay. They don't know what it is either.

it's, like, on me.

oh my god the sun tho

"Who would they be trying to impress, by the time they're past 30?"

This sounds like some of the absolute worst "advice" I have ever heard in my time on this planet, and I've been around for a while.

I can't wait until I can get Perversion and LSD. Great names, great colors.

Urban Decay has the best risque names for their products. I love Stash, Ecstasy, Kush, Walk of Shame, etc. but my all time favorite is Yeyo because yeah...they went there.

Also, for a lot of moms, it takes about two years or so to feel like themselves again, physically and in all other respects. After enough time, many women might simply want their bodies back and not go through that childbearing and early childrearing again. (For the record, let's just all agree here that it's not…

Next they're going to tell us that Baked, Toasted, and Stash eyeshadow have nothing to do with kitchens.

Well, technically it has nothing to do with her eggs. It's entirely his fault! :P

That sounds like a dangerous approach ;)

I prefer the chaotic lifestyle, tbh

Oh, also they had really big dicks. That helped.

They were all smoking weed. I just had a diet coke.

As a former law student, I don't know how anyone can put up with fucking even one of us at a time.

I would hypothetically be sad if all humans hypothetically died out.

The funny thing is that sure, there is more police presence because of recent issues. But if you're a woman and reporting rape, good fucking luck dealing with the police department. Their increased presence to protect women is sham to look like they're actually making changes and doing something.

wow you must be on death's doorstep