same.

NICE WORK.

hack. into. baby. culture.

that is one of my all time favorite scenes from it's always sunny.

i have SO MANY towels. it's because i usually end up stealing a towel from a hotel room for one reason or another & now i have like a billion mismatched towels. so yeah, it's not really that much of a problem, just wanted to point out there are situations in which one does need a period sex towel.

i don't have a washer/dryer in my apartment, so i do have period sex towels. period sex towels = all the towels i own, though.

i want to see this movie now. thank you for bringing it to my attention!

my man is not just ok with, but a BIG fan of unrestrained period sex. we usually put towels down because all the laundry is a bother, but when we don't it's amazing how messy shit gets considering the average woman bleeds out 2-3 TABLESPOONS during her cycle.

i know three people who have EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTICALLY gone to see him on his most recent tour. like, constantly posting on facebook countdowns till they see him & lots of pics of the actual event. perhaps he's experiencing a bit of nostalgic resurgence?

oh my god. that is almost as bad as when i tell men that i'm a stripper & their first reaction is, "man, i wish someone would pay me to take my clothes off for money!!". i always follow up by asking if they've ever looked into working at a gay club & of course they practically faint at the prospect of having to be in…

are you a stripper?

lol right?

i am a stripper in baltimore, working at a club literally right next to the city convention center and three holiday inn-type motels, and that is not how shit is right now. the economy is terrible so there are tons of girls looking to dance & it's no skin off the owner's back so he basically hires any moderately…

SAME.

same, it is such a turnoff when they're whiny babies about it. i've only been with my current boo for a couple months so idk if he'd be down to just pull out my tampon, but we've gotten blood all over his sheets & us during period sex & he's gone down on me while i'm still bleeding & it is really sad how relieved i am…

yup if memory serves they're about to fuck & what's-her-face starts hyperventilating cuz she has a tampon in & christian reaches in her pants & pulls it out. i guess it's supposed to be sexy but the way it's portrayed is not sexy at all, just like the rest of the book.

damn....

you are not alone (i am also a woman if that is relevant).

were they clips from the most recent episode (i.e., the one described above)? i LOVE the first season of broad city but i thought this particular episode was kinda weak...though that may have been due to my very high expectations. give the first season a shot, i don't think you'll regret it :)

literally LOLing right now