hahahaha these are the best responses.

not in maryland, you don't.

this story is just WHAT. jesus.

that one still takes the fucking cake. & then bitches were on here DEFENDING her.

not enough stars in the goddamn world for this comment.

lol one of the weirdest facebook statuses in recent memory was one of my friends saying that he just put schnitzel in a blender. it turned out he wanted to use it in soup, but for some reason the thought of blender-ed schnitzel was really stomach-turning.

it is all about the plausible deniability, in this or any situation.

ah i see. interesting. though i think they are tied together, i don't see how anyone can have a mother-like relationship with their SO & not feel resentment, which if it is constant & continued seems like it would definitely kill their sexual desire. but i suppose it would be possible to be like, not actively…

oh my god. i am the master at this, can i please help you write this book.

want this so hard right now.

yes. yes it does. i've never been married but i lived with my boyfriend & his lack of involvement in keeping up the house, doing dishes, etc., despite repeated pleas was a big part of why we are now broken up. why would you want to have sex with someone that you carry a constant, low-grade resentment for.

hmm it did start out on the crunchy side of things, but it's def becoming more mainstream now. i do know some vegan ppl, i don't think any of them have any opposition to tampons but now i'm curious & will ask. i'm not crunchy at all though i do smoke a lot of weed :P

i hope they rot in the hell they believe their daughter was going to.

uh, i do & i'm very much not him.

everything about this post is spot-on. LOL @ dating a victoria's secret store.

don't apologize. i think overit below has it to rights.

HAHAHAHA THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SEE HIM TOO. perfect picture.

LOL i almost replied to you with "he's flying" but then i realized what a fucking dumbass i am.

THANK CHRIST.

i don't wanna put words in BE's mouth, but in my opinion this picture, in a vacuum, is not particularly gross or sad. what IS gross & sad (again, IMHO) is that leo is well-known for exclusively dating models. i don't know enough to say whether he's known for dating models of a certain age, but really aren't almost all…