As a child I decided to be a Bengals fan because I liked the cartoon “ThunderCats.” Thank fucking god that didn’t stick.

To a prospective NFL athlete the best program is the one that best showcases your talents to scouts. No one is going to take your sports medicine degree more seriously b/c it’s from Michigan rather than Alabama, anyway.

The one I don’t get is “Enter the black.” That just sounds frightening.

The same could probably be said of crawling on all fours. Doesn’t mean it should be a competitive sport.

25 years ago there wasn’t a summer Olympics. Check and mate.

This is my fat cat WHO LIVES IN FLORIDA and does just fine. So does Matt Duffy really care about Skeeter, or is he just looking to get a dog?

Should’ve been called back for having 12 players on the field.

“I quarterbacked in Boston. Well, just outside Boston in Cambridge.”

They have a video of him having sex with Hulk Hogan and now Deadspin has nothing left to lose.

Team Rocket. By which I mean if I see the Pokemon Go app on your phone I shoot bottle rockets at you and tell you to get out of my yard.

I mean, what’s the alternative? At some point the game just has to fucking end and if you can’t pull ahead in 2 hours worth of regular play I say bring on the fucking penalties. They’re only ever used in tournaments anyway. In league play the team with the best record overall wins, why does it make sense for Cleveland…

I don’t think the cure to our criminal justice woes is forcing white people into the same draconian sentences black and Hispanic people are regularly subjected to—it’s to stop sentencing everyone, regardless of race, to unnecessarily long and harsh sentences. This woman isn’t likely to re-offend and justice is best…

I’m pressing F to pay my respects.

If you’re such a big Pete Rose fan then why did you use a photo of Steve Martin for the article!?

The CIA recruits analysts heavily from history majors because it’s primarily training in analytical reasoning and critical thinking. Understanding the events that preceded and caused major historical events also tends to be very good training for analyzing current events and predicting future outcomes.

Well you didn’t actually say you aren’t. But mostly I was just trying to insult you because I thought you’re opinion was dumb and this is the internet.

So you could easily imagine your tubby ass being among the most elite athletes in the world playing at the highest level of sport but being black and British is too far? lol, okay.

Yeah, I guess it was the truck owner’s fault for leaving fish in the back in eagle country.

*chinstraps

I’m pretty sure I know what my dog likes. But I’m positive I know what he doesn’t like and that’s wearing a contraption on his back. And thunder.