Do you not see the irony in claiming that the Germans bought nationalist propaganda that they were the best "hook, line, and sinker" while Americans routinely pronounce their country the greatest and American exceptionalism is endorsed by most politicians? The author's point is that the Germany's defeat in WWII has…

Street fights aren't legal anyway; you're either lawfully defending yourself or assaulting someone. But a world champion boxer would likely receive more severe criminal charges for punching someone unlawfully than a regular person.

Man, they're taking their dives waaay too far now.

Oh man someone is getting some really mean text messages.

It's a great investment. I imagine NFL owners will just keep selling the plot back and forth to each other. Forever. ))<>((

How can you make fun of people from Alabama by saying they don't understand English when the guy speaking is also from Alabama? It's madness!!

It doesn't work because Winston is from Alabama.

That website works if you type in any celebrities name, try justin-bieber or kanye-west or katy-perry.

What were the three federal agencies he was going to eliminate again?

Also taking a soccer ball to the nuts hurts.

Fortunately the Dolphins have announced signing a previously unknown lineman, Dick Undercover.

Pfft... Mickey Mouse antics.

Well, at least Shahid Khan will have one team in London not at risk of being relegated (even though both suck).

It clearly was meant to say "In Schenectady" due to the MLBs new neutral site in cities with funny names policy.

Clicked hoping to see a video of a lady falling down.

In GOP circles Chihuahua is known as "Rand Paul's Wonderland" because of it's success deregulating pretty much everything.

Tebow; even an atheist prays to god on his deathbed.

Only if your Mormon.

Deadline is reporting NBC picked up "Football Rain Delay" for 13 episodes with the option for a back nine. (This joke would kill on Defamer.)

To be fair, the original fight song is so fucking terrible that it's amazing.