Time to start sending dick pics to the entire Russian hockey team. Hard to play for gold from an internment camp!

In GOP circles Chihuahua is known as "Rand Paul's Wonderland" because of it's success deregulating pretty much everything.

Tebow; even an atheist prays to god on his deathbed.

Only if your Mormon.

Deadline is reporting NBC picked up "Football Rain Delay" for 13 episodes with the option for a back nine. (This joke would kill on Defamer.)

He's got douchebag facial hair, he's wearing sunglasses inside, and he got himself all sticky.

To be fair, the original fight song is so fucking terrible that it's amazing.

I went to my first Dolphins game as an infant. My second Dolphins game was Dan Marino's last game where he got destroyed by the Jaguars. The fucking Jaguars.

My favorite drug name by far is Abilify. To me it always sounded like a word George W. Bush would make up during a speech, "We have to abilify our children to learn how to read."

Can you seriously blame him? If I was a rich asshole I'd have my own rally team, too.

What makes you assume they haven't already gained access to water plants and created backdoors? They just want access, they don't want to do anything malicious... yet.

If you're too lazy to read a book, then sure, it's not a convincing argument.

I had a pair of these Nike re-released five years ago, or so. They were awesome. I wish they'd continued to make them.

He's written like four or five books on the subject and he's not the only theologian/historian to make the argument. Most famous is the theologian Albert Schweitzer who wrote The Quest of the Historical Jesus, but Ehrman's work is more approachable. There's no single point of evidence that proves everything but most…

The historian Bart Ehrman has a fairly convincing argument that Jesus and his disciples believed the world was ending within their own time, so maybe Jesus should be first on this list?

Honest to god if mobile data wasn't so expensive and 4G not so sparse I'd love to take my music off my phone and subscribe to Spotify, but as often as I listen to music it just doesn't make sense.

I thought they closed them when a tourist or two was run over a couple years ago. Maybe it was a different beach.

My dad was a cop in Daytona Beach back when you could drive on the beach and he frequently had to deal with cars in the surf. When the owners (usually Midwesterners) returned to find their car being towed out of the water they'd become furious and demand to know how the police were going to catch the person(s) who…

If only they had an option for an elastic wristband they could get almost all of the werewolf market.

I guess if I drove a Civic I wouldn't care if I lived or died either.