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Actual footage from The Crown Season 5:

Gillian Anderson often stood on a box when acting next to David Duchovny in ‘The X-Files’. I kind of wish they’d shown the box on screen, and made it canon that Agent Scully carried a box around with her to be the same height as Agent Mulder.

That’s The Royal Bung to you!

Anyway abolish the statute of limitations on sexual assault

He gives the all time greatest line delivery of ‘what the fuck’, and he generally does it multiple times an episode. I can give no higher recommendation.

Which of the seven dwarves is going to be hinted at being queer so that it can be edited out for China?

This right here is the danger of trusting corporations to be “woke”. Disney is a spineless, amoral enterprise only doing this because that’s the way the popular winds are blowing, and they only care about diversity as far as it makes them money. To paraphrase Michael Jordan, Republicans watch Disney movies too, so of

Cancel the show again and they’ll become a murder. 

Surely Tuca and Bertie fans should be referred to as a flock, not a hive?

Gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, die.”

One of my favorite moments from Beat Kids was an interview at a beauty pageant, where the kid asks a woman “So how was the soup?” “What soup” she replies. “The one that came free with your haircut.

“I'm a centrist!" tends to be an easy way to admit one neither believes in nor actually stands for anything. At least that's how I've seen it used lately.

John Oliver talking about he and John Cena were born the exact same day sounds like it just became an elevator pitch for a Twins reboot or similar. 

As the doc nicely put it he's been slut shaming his way to the top since 1998.

Glad to see this sentiment. Another reason I’ve disliked him is for his role in the backlash Janet Jackson got for the Super Bowl incident. She took pretty much all the blame and he basically skated away freely.

One thing we can all agree on, Fuck Justin Timberlake. Anti vaxxing, misogynistic white trash.

That shouldn’t be tough, I’m guessing the “best scientists” among these yahoos are just the guys who haven’t yet blown themselves up making pipe bombs or crystal meth.

No no. Zack and the lady over at Geek Den are the only two who seem to understand how empty this thing is underneath all the shiny. I’d swear all the other recap/reviews are paid for by CBS.

This all shows that Jon didn’t do much with the information, but that’s not the same as the show not doing much with the information. It was hugely important to Varys, Sansa, Tyrion and Dany, and was the catalyst for all of their changes in the final act. Without Jon’s lineage, Sansa doesn’t make her power play, Varys