the racist “backlash” was actually made up by amazon

Ismael Cruz Córdova is somehow managing to convince me for a few minutes each week that he is a warrior elf, something no other actor has managed to do. I can’t quite explain it; there’s just something about his bearing and demeanor that makes me think yep, that’s what a warrior elf would do. So whatever process led…

People sure have a way of reading something that says “racists are bad” and thinking it said “all people in X group are bad racists.”

Racist gatekeeping nerds are the most fragile fucking losers on Earth.

And John Mulaney declined his wife’s request that he not get another woman pregnant.

Elon Musk is way, way uglier inside and out. 

It’s interesting that, in a story talking about all the obvious racism she is encountering, your response is “Here are the not-racist reasons I don’t like her”

Anyone commenting with a review of the performance, character, or show, positive or negative, is completely missing the point, and pushes forward the dangerous idea that treating actors as human beings deserving of respect, free from bigotry is somehow conditional. It is not. There is absolutely no excuse for the kind…

It has to be CGI. It’s impossible to wear a denim vest that doesn’t have a pack of smokes in the breast pocket.

Denim vests: the greatest special effect of all

everything about this stupid-looking movie sounds totally up my alley except for Jared Leto, who I never want to see again in any context for the rest of his life

He reminds me of Skeleton Man!

I hated the first episode of this show. But I feel each episode is better than the last. It was a breath of fresh air to see Mrs. Russell leave her damn house and converse with people beyond her family and servants. I enjoyed her banter with Marian especially. How fly is Jeanne Tripplehorn as Mrs. Chamberlain!? I…

He’s a Willoughby if I ever saw one

So apparently the secret to making a good episode of a television show is to make it an episode of a different television show.

And frequent actual porn of him giving various socialites vigourous dickings.

I always thought they were supposed to be dwarves, as-in, the fictional race of miners who work and sometimes live underground, have a masterful understanding of stone and precious gems, and are known for being industrious.

Are the dwarfs supposed to be humans with dwarfism or are they their own separate species like other fantasy works though? 

Cool story, but how about reporting on G/O Management squeezing out seven of your staff?

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