HE SAVE BREAD!!!!!

This article misses the entire problem here. Sending food that’s been in a customer’s possession back out to a different customer is absolutely not in line with the local health code. Usually I’ll say “it probably depends on the state blah blah” but I’ll be legitimately shocked if there’s a single state in the US that…

I save bread.

That didn’t stop him from making pottery, it won’t stop him from bouncing.

your question should be, “how much should i have tipped the bartender?”

Those sound like the words of someone with a limited imagination.

TNG had an episode where the Captain absorbed the emotions of a mentally ill diplomat so the diplomat could complete a peace treaty that saved millions of lives, and the climax of the episode wasn’t a war with ships and explosions, it was the performance of an actor experiencing hundreds of years of emotions in the…

That being said....where the hell is my live-action mermaid movie??

Mostly I just want to teach my dog to ride on my back like the dog in the picture, but she’s a corgi. Arms too short.

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

Always bet on (big) black!

They take him for a walk in spacesuits. It’s inconvenient, but you do what you have to for such a good boy.

Furthermore, does Chewbacca crap in a toilet, or do his human friends have to keep a bunch of plastic grocery bags under the Millennium Falcon’s kitchen sink and pick up after him?

I mean, obviously it should be Gritty

Jibarito is the name of the sandwich in this article. The article even goes so far as to explain that it’s Puerto Rican inventor used American ingredients between the patacones. It is not the same as the sandwich in the link you provided, much like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is not the same as a grilled cheese…

Good thing his namesake was the patron saint of quality footwear, with all that walking. 

One of my best friends has a licence plate that reads “UP 2 11", which I think she uses partially as a personality test to see who gets the reference.

RIP, Martin Luther Gandhi Tyler Moore 

I guess McKean is done walking to Edmonton to give $85 to a snail charity.

Little bit disappointed in Chernow, who should know better than to participate in this farce of an event where the administration and the press it openly loathes pretend to be buddies.