I forgot this was the internet so every time I write anything ever I should front-load my comment with seven apologetic paragraphs contextualizing my point of view so that people who wanted to lazily do a bad faith reading of what I had to say would have to work a little at it. Let’s pretend I already did the…

But the review left out the most important thing for a Trump-inspired dating app: how accurate is the “% resemblance to my own daughter” filter?

I can confirm these are real and have been regularly recycled every Halloween since 1913.

My parent’s first Halloween as a married couple, my mom was learning how to make frybread from my grandma. They lived on my dad’s reservation, where houses are clustered in family groups, but are otherwise spread far apart. They didn’t expect many trick-or-treaters because of how far apart the houses are, so my…

Ewww... I always remember them being the last thing left in the pillowcase, alongside boxes of raisins. It’s like they’re designed for young teeth, but elderly taste buds.

As far as I know, these are a Canada-specific scourge, though. Are you Canadian? Or have these foul things spread?

Kisses, the candy invented to make something cheap specifically to give away by making use of the waste from molasses factories.

No, it’s true. Tupac, Che Guevara and Jim Morrison are all hiding out on an awesome beach in Asia where the dankest bud grows everywhere you look and the women are SO HOT and don’t try to find them because they’re guarded by the Boondock Saints which is actually based on a TRUE STORY. 

Speaking from experience:

Listen, I would gather that even today, Patrick Stewart in his underwear would attract no small amount of interest.

Discovery has actual morally gray characters who can’t seem to see beyond their own self interest.

We had to read “Gone With The Wind” in 8th grade. Any time the n-word was addressed in a passage, it was made clear it was a hateful racial epithet unacceptable to be used in casual conversation. And you know it didn’t even come up that often. Life, and school, went on.

If it comes to light that she was the one who emptied the clip into him. I am first in line to donate to her defense fund. #sorrynotsorry

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

What would you point to as the major practical successes of the “when they go low, we swear at them on Twitter” approach?

You are criticizing David Simon for florid profanity?

Let me know when that “when they go low, we go high” approach starts working for you.

so fucking what? it’s twitter.

See... it’s posts like this that make it hard to consider you a good guy. Hand wringing over calling scum what it is does nothing but deflect from the real issues.

fuck your decorum, eat my ass you binch

The only person on Twitter that knows how to use proper punctuation, no wonder they kicked him off.