Backing in superior.

I just turn it on them. “Wait, you’re saying your cars need an extended warranty? Is there something I should know about the reliability of your cars?”

I loathe any and all subscriptions, but honestly, it makes sense if there’s some back-end service that needs to be maintained.

Isn’t a sexual predator stalking you through what your car broadcasts an issue with the company that manufactures your car? Couldn’t this be solved by adding a switch that lets the user decide between “I want to be raped” and “I don’t want to be raped”, and allow them to toggle it when appropriate?

A car in a greyscale paint color

Gesture control... this is vaporware already, right?

I recall someone telling me that a lot of the Japanese consumer electronics had separate versions for America, where instead of being black, it was clad in fake wood. That was the only option. I’m uncertain if that’s truly what America wanted, or if that’s what the Japanese thought Americans wanted.

Easy solution, get a convertible, drive with top down and windows up. Take that, science, you smarmy bastard!

I still maintain that Biden’s best course of action is to just tweet Trump quotes, and do nothing else:

So now the Oakland County GOP is organizing the MAGA Classic Car Cruise

Seriously. The John Oliver about prisons & jails during Covid-19 was a wake up call for me where he mentioned no one, including Martin Shkreli (that pharma bro doucher), deserves to die in prison. No one should wish this on anyone else. I needed to hear this and reflect on it. These past few years have really made me…

I be[t] the best you do is MSRP

I think you’re on both sides of this argument. I can respect that everyone can choose their own risk tolerance, but preparedness alone will not save you. As a motorcyclist, there’s no way you can ALWAYS put yourself in a safe position. If someone decides to dart out of a driveway as you’re driving along, and there’s…

Play around in a spreadsheet. It really helped me understand how much difference I’d pay in interest over time, the effect of a single large principal payment versus an extra $100 or $200 principal each month, how much sooner I’d pay off the loan if the only thing that changed was my interest rate (ie, re-finance to…

I believe it was called the Purrari, and that’s what got Ferrari all pissed. Then he sold it and got a Nyanborghini Huracan.

Amen.

Are Gameboy Advance SPs or Mircros doing this too?

Even if you can see the faces of those you’re harming in the pursuit of making your life cushier, it’s your DUTY to screw them, to prove the American Dream is alive and thriving. Doing otherwise is downright unAmerican.

The risk with paying off your mortgage early is that your net asset value does not change, but it trades your liquid cash for reduced liabilities. Unless you can pay off your entire mortgage, there’s risk of not being able to make future mortgage payments, at which point the bank could repossess your house.

What about this one I saw the other day?