"like the terroir in wine or coffee"

more than anything i just want to know about stargates so i can write an amazing comment about them here. a comment so beautiful and wonderful and mystical and able to take the form of a baby seagull just learning how to fly so that one day, ooooonneeeee day they will write an article about auctioning off this one…

@Anonymoose: sorry. i see now where some people might also have expected this article to be about robots going into space to do space laundry. so i think you should apologize twice.

ARGH. your headline led me to believe that i was about to read an article that would buttress my awareness of robots killing the moon people for us so that we would be able to take over the moon and harvest ribs without violent opposition, but NO, that's not what it's about, IS IT??? i demand an apology. and also, i…

@atticus18244fsas: well, yeah, you could make one cheaper. which is why kat mentioned the beer crates. pretty classy, so long as you use cases of natty ice.

oh please, my house is exceedingly polite and well mannered. it helped five people today even though it was busy. my house wins!

@Kat Hannaford: well, this is no fun at all. i was hoping it would sound the same which would surely cause quite the scandal. i'm not sure how pronouncing the two the same could cause a scandal, but i've been told you can do anything once you put your mind to it. that's how i manage to get dressed every morning.

sweet! now, how do i get those girls to come over to my place in my parent's basement...

@Stem_Sell: argh, if only i had known that before spending so much time on these TPS reports! if i had only harnessed the power of gasoline! wait...am i going to lose my job to a tank of gasoline...?

@Kat Hannaford: but how do you fancy people pronounce "ow" as in "ow, i hurt myself"??? actually, no, the question i wanted to ask was how you pronounce "bows" as in the ones you put in your hair. or like a bow and arrow. curious if it sounded the same or different as the other bows. my sentence construction confuses…

i like the washer/dryer exercise machines. it's like a never ending cycle of cleanliness and fitness. as you wash your clothes, you're getting the clothes you're wearing covered with sweat and snot, thus causing you to have to wash them. but you can't wash clothes naked, so you have to put on new clothes and repeat.…

wow. i find this article incredibly sexist. the fact that you are trying to perpetuate hurtful stereotypes and casting gender roles so deeply is more than troubling, especially on a stage like this. i shouldn't have to say this, but i will:

@DiogoPM: i thought it was blue steel. nothing is more rare or powerful than blue steel.

oh...i thought that was a gulf of mexico commemorative ring or something.

@B0LUBA..:

@Kat Hannaford: oooo. serious question. do you silly folks pronounce bows, i.e. the act of bending at the waist, the same as bows, i.e. the things i tie on mr mittens to make him look less intimidating?

i like jason chen because he has one reallllllllly wide front tooth with a chip in it alongside a not so wide tooth. that's when you know a person is extremely techy.

@KaosTheoryx: they don't have to worry about that in russia because they don't wear pants there.

why would i pay $399 for this speaker dock when i can just pay air supply $50 to play their sweet music to me live?

...you get most phones for free....on an 18 - 24 month contract...that only costs ~ USD 46/month...