argh, why did you have to ruin it by saying "the device will be made by Russian telecom firm Yota"? i thought russia itself was making this phone. and then the phone would get super popular. all the internets would be abuzz with news about the russian phone. russian fanboys start popping up like pimples. russian…

@OreoExplosion: haha, me too. it's cute how they say it so wrong.

@Henzapper: it's actually an italian accent. she did her absolute best not to say "that's a spicy meatball"

isn't this just a marriage of chess and calvinball?

@runplaysleeprun: do you know how annoying it is to have people film you while you eat?

@Jerseyboy160: i think you forgot a comma

@DroidCLHFan: why the hurry? do you have a lot of merchandise you're trying to push?

*comments on this article just to look smart - puts on glasses just in case the act of commenting isn't sufficient on its own - oh no, the glasses are those stupid groucho marx glasses with the nose and mustachio - argh, now everyone thinks i'm smart but can't tell who i am thus defeating the purpose of this whole…

argh, looking at that thing is like looking at a grown person sporting a rat tail. the only way to deal with those people (and this clock thing) is to stab it repeatedly. or maybe give them a hug because surely they lacked understanding and a sympathetic shoulder on which to lean in times past. and when you gain their…

@Fish_Beard: i know i'm not the only one who wonders how a centaur masturbates.

@Korrupt: uj b jiomnk asd

@Phocis: agreed. the way he is able to capture the plight of the skinny fat man is impeccable. the fear in his eyes, the disappointment he feels from society. it's a moving picture, to be sure.

normally when i comment, i try to comment as a pouchless kangaroo. however, after seeing sam spratt's picture, i will henceforth post like a man.

@sharkbarn: i normally blame everything i can on cheap labor.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: i heard cake would be served.

@crocuta: you please your face! while mostly invisible, that guy's head is completely unwrapped! sure, he tried to disguise it with that awesomely chic wig, but come on. if he wants to do it right, he needs to wrap up the face. boom, invisibility shield level 200.

i find that fashioning a live spider monkey necklace really sets the right mood. you can really dress it up or down with a nice spider monkey necklace.

you people may poke fun at this ad, but it was a serious problem. australia had a rash of comely female hitchhikers who wanted a ride to the nearest outback steakhouse, only to have sketchy people drive up to them and hand them hard drives instead of giving them a lift. it was horrible, i tell you.

look, man. it's all about goals. when you go out, you have to have a goal in mind.

@jdale: his other bag is full of human body parts.