Well, fine. We'll just have to find another way to ruin your children's childhood.

Wait...does this mean that I'm wrong in assuming all people of any particular group are all the same? But it makes hating people so much easier...

Oh, blueooth 4 will let me use my phone to pay for things?

"Siri, where are my pants?"

Well, I'm not worried. There's no way you could destroy me. I rub my body down with the finest oils and feta cheese for maximum performance.

Hey, man. You have a crappy point and shoot.

I, too, also wish that it had nipple fissure cleansing. There's always the iphone 5.

Orrrrr you could just destroy all your friends and not have to worry about them at all. Destroy them, Tofu Lover.

@NorthernRoamer: ಠ_ಠ

@mediatone: DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF???? you're telling me he's still alive and trying to get out??? and you're just sitting here typing that comment instead of trying to get him out???

@Habs: my name isn't 92buicklesabre. or ocentertainment. or kaiser. or willow swan. if my name were willow swan, i'd shoot myself. or i'd try, but in the end, i wouldn't be able to because i'm just too beautiful.

@Zinger314: but isn't it best to hug people without a shirt...?

@NorthernRoamer: yeah. it's actually pretty cool. you can write with it and also record video and it's less than $31!!!

@FaceTimeSmoke: normally i'd imagine it to be someone signalling for a touchdown. but the 'skins dont get too many of those...

@xSix: why would you wash it? it's a shirt!

@Jackson the Narcisisst: i know. VAGINAS HATE HELPING OUT THE EARTH

@silverserver: why would chuck norris be punching instead of roundhouse kicking? is it because he only wants to kill the body and not also destroy the soul?

sweet!! i'm going to use this to spy on the other shirts in my closet. i always felt they were up to no good and now i can prove it....

@Aquifel: yeah, BECAUSE IT'S GROSS!

@It's Meme Mario: whoa there, why you holding up your hands in the air like that? is it a stickup??? SHOULD I BE AFRAID???